GOLDIE LOOKIN' GROOVER

 And we veterans can only urge upon our successors to realise the measure of their opportunities, and to rise to the heights of their responsibilities, in this day of electricity...

We've had our detractors for quite a while

So we're gonna kick it back inna Goldie Lookin' style

See it ain’t fuckin' punk if it's making fuckin' money,

Green Day are worse than Busted 'cos they ain't even funny

Some clarts try to use the Squad to get rich

I'm thinking in particular of one little bitch

He shags hamsters for fun 'cos he's hung like a nun

And I'm planning to spank him like Rosaleen Young

It's been too much, You're such a lovely audience of mine

And though at first it makes you sick

I know that you can take it if you try

Now we ain't goths though we all wears black

'Cos it don't show the mud and the blood and the cack

I've met a few goths and they're all good lads

But they tends to talk shite and they're all middle class

Think I kinda knows what I'm trying to say

Is that outward appearances gets in the way

It comes from the heart, not from the body art

And if you don't know it now then you never will clart

Respect is due to the Goldie Lookin' Chain without whom etc etc.  Safe, Bra.  1983.  You knows it.

Sample at the beginning is Thomas Edison, speaking in 1900, recorded on a wax cylinder.  Seeing as he died in 1931 we're pretty sure it's out of copyright.  Robert Johnson died in 1938, incidentally.  Makes you think...